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    Just Kidding

    Two old-timers and a newcomer were stranded on an island. After
    several months, one of them found a lantern on the beach, polished
    it clean, and out popped a genie. "In return for my freedom, I will
    grant each of you one wish", announced the genie.

    The first old timer said, "I have a loving wife at home, my
    relationships with my children have been healed, and I have
    four beautiful grandchildren. I surely do miss them. I wish I
    were back home again." Poof. His wish was granted.

    The second old timer said, "I miss my family too. And before
    we were stranded, I had a wonderful career and a beautiful
    home. I wish to go home too". Poof. His wish was granted.

    The newcomer said, "My wife left me, my children hate me, I
    lost my house and job. I have nothing to go back home to. The
    only friends I had in the whole world were my two buddies here
    on the island, and they’re gone. I sure do wish they here now."

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